I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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