you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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