how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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