sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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