I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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