I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Enjoy the penises
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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