Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize
