The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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