his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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