i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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