we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
