that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Houston, we have a squirter
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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