Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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