Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
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