Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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