Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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