Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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