Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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