no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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