i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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