how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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