quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
the raccoons are back...
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