I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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