yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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