My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
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