Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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