sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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