Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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