I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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