Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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