you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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