She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
