found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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