We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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