As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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