Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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