If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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