Nicole vs. Life
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
