I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
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