So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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