I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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