I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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