More tranny stories later!
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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