I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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