Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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