I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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