I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
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