He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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