About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
high people should be assigned attendants
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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