You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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