So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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