Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
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