you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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