Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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