She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
