So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
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